"Massage is not just a luxury; it's a way to a healthier, happier life."   A massage a week keeps the doctor away."

Before your massage, you’ll be asked to remove clothing to your level of comfort.

If you're allergic to oils or lotions, tell me beforehand.

Table massage usually lasts between 30 and 90 minutes.

Do not bring me fake cash.

As a woman who's been in the spa business as a therapist and a manager for over five years, I've basically seen everything -- the good, the bad, the downright awkward. Not to mention, like all massage therapists, I put up with a seemingly endless stream of "happy ending" jokes all. the. time. And while everyone thinks these jokes are hilarious, the reality is that every massage therapist does have to deal with a few sexually... heightened moments with male clients over the course of his or her career.

But let me just say that boners during massage appointments are totally normal. So to all the guys out there: You don't need to be embarrassed. There is no need to dart out of the room. Most massage therapists are professionals and won't just stare at your hard-on. We really don't want you to feel any more uncomfortable than you already are. So just relax -- and know that we are not judging you.

One of my clients came in after not seeing them for quite a while.

He came in to see me and complained about a bunch of muscle knots in his  muscles. He had been skiing a lot that winter and used up his shoulder a lot manoeuvring himself through the cold alpines of a nearby mountain.

I began the massage, I felt a bunch of adhesions, crepitus and muscle knots.

‘’STOP HURTING YOURSELF AND GET A MASSAGE TODAY’’